Hugh Jackman

a Handjob, Hand-H-Hugh, Job-J-Jackman.

Did she give you a Hugh Jackman?

by browneye11 March 27, 2009

hugh jackman

1. Actor who plays Wolverine in X-Men
2. That guy who was labeled "Wolverine" on your can of Dr. Pepper some time earlier this year.

Hey, did you see that new X-Men movie?

Yeah, with Hugh Jackman?

No, the OTHER new X-Men movie.

Jerk.

Moron.

by Maggy June 25, 2003

High Five-jacking

High Five-jacking refers to the act of hijacking someone's high five. This happens when two people are about to high five, but a third person raise his/her hand and gives one of them a high five before the initial one is performed, thereby hijacking it.

The action is also quite similar to a high five leech.

Kris: I'm so stoked now, Hennick! Give me a high five!
Hennick: YEAAAAAH!!!
Magnus raises his hand faster than light and gives Kris a high five while Kris is trying to high five Hennick (the High Five-jacking).
Kris: S**t, we were high five-jacked!

Hennick: That was AWESOME!!!
Kris: Yeah, I'm even more stoked now!

by Offpiste-M December 27, 2009

Dirty Jackie

A Dirty Jackie, is when the female takes her Pooper and rubs it up against the male's wee-wee, yet never actually lets you penetrate. This is usually used to make fun of your partner.

Guy 1: Damn that girl Sabrina, she kept pulling a Dirty Jackie on me, I wanted to fuck her so bad
Guy 2: What the hell is a Dirty Jackie

by Hot_Poonts May 5, 2020

Jackintosh

A computer used exclusively for porn.

I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh.

by UNSTABLETON_LIVE May 18, 2015

jacking-off

masturbation

When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes.

by Sarah August 3, 2003

hugh jackman

gorgeous, amazingly talented Aussie actor who is currently starring in the Boy from Oz on broadway (in which he is AWESOME). Gorgeous body, very manly-man.

Couldn't wait to get my shirt off again, huh?

by kerplunkymunky March 3, 2004