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jackassness

The state of being a jackass or an unnecessarily difficult individual.
Joey's jackassness catapulted the mild disagreement into a big argument.
by Kelli Lea October 24, 2008
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Jackass of the Day

a person who repeatedly makes a jackass of himself in one day.
nick is the jackass of the day.
by RandomPersom October 27, 2010
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jackass

A person who is as stupid as a donkey
"Give a bad boy enough rope and he'll soon make a jackass of himself!"

"Ha ha ha! Go on, Laugh, Make a jackass out of yourself! I'm through, this is the end!"
by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 6, 2016
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right lane jackass

Right lane jackass (n): Refers to a driver in the right lane of a multilane street approaching an intersection where the light is red; AND these four other conditions are present: 1) There is plenty of room to be in the middle lane, 2) The driver has no intention of turning right, 3) Cars behind the RLJ have their right blinkers on well in advance of the intersection in the hopes that the driver will notice and move to the other lane and allow them to turn right on red; however 4) The driver is clueless as to his or her surroundings.

Optional criteria, not required for the definition, but frequently present: 1) Drivers behind the RLJ with their blinkers on appear pissed. 2) The intersection has an unusually long cycle time before the light turns green, 3) There is virtually no cross traffic. 4) The RLJ's car has its fuel door open, with the gas cap hanging out.
Passenger: "My contractions are getting closer together. You need to take a right at the next intersection to get to the hospital!"
Driver: "Keep breathing Dear. I'll just put my right turn signal on so that guy in front of us knows to pull to the left before the intersection so we don't have to wait for that light."
Passenger: "He's not pulling over, he just stopped and blocked the right lane, and he's not even turning. Why would he do that?"
Driver: "because he's a right lane jackass and he's clueless. Better hold your legs closed, we may be here awhile"
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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A pizza delivery driver who is speeding, driving recklessly, etc...
That Dumbinoes pizza driver is driving like a lead footed pepperoni jackass.
by JayyTheOrc December 18, 2019
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jackass

One who tapes himself to the side of an aircraft and makes the pilot take flight.
It's raining jackasses. Must be an airshow on today.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2006
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jackass

a highly uneducated ignorant person, see also democrat.
by IND August 25, 2006
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