idtard

someone who thinks they will be good at water polo cause they know how to swim

idtard:"I'll be awesome at water polo."
smart guy:"Why?"
idtard:"Cause i can swim"
smart guy:"Oh so youll be good at soccer because you can run?"

by knock knock- you suck March 25, 2011

instarip

The act of stealing someone's instagram photo.

Niggas just stole my instagram photo. They instaripped me!

by mikeyloooooooo October 19, 2013

iScare

When your iPhone dies and won't restart immediately and you begin to truly realize how fucked you are without it.

My improperly connected phone charger caused quite the iScare this morning. I was searching for the nearest Apple store when it decided to come back to life. Guess it takes a while for the battery to charge before it will restart.

by cyclemax March 13, 2015

intardesting

When something is interesting but only because of how retarded it is.

Stacy: " I think women should be treated better than men to offset the privilege CIS WHITE MEN have"

Me: "Intardesting stacy"

by GodlessEngineer January 24, 2017

Intard

Being in the current state of tard.

Dude, I can't believe how intarded you are sometimes...

by That One Dude Bro December 11, 2016

ismaro

Ismaro-
It's an awesome name that describes beautiful souls and ugly voices.
Ismaros don't do math- it's not their thingy.
They look stunning and other girls are just jealous of Ismaro.
They're good friends.
They are sympathetic and they know how to make your day better

Boy: "Have you seen ISMARO?"
Boy2:"ZAYUMMMN SHE LOOKS STUNNING"
Girl: "BOYS STOP SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND"
Boy2:"AYE GIMME HER NUMBER"

by Juliiiless September 3, 2017

ismarizal

Tall, handsome and shit. Lonely.

Look at that guy. So lonely like ismarizal!

by Uijs December 29, 2017