infinite dibs

<<Guy walks past looking fine as >> Infinite dibs on that *whistles*
by GeekyQuestioner January 12, 2018
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infinite square well

the stock market; Wall Street; in specific circumstances a reference to the Senate, House, or for that matter any government administration.
man ya'll be puttin too much money into that infinite square well shit
by log March 20, 2012
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infinite brown glitch

when you take a shit and the the fecal residue won't come off no matter how much you wipe
guy 1: "dude i was taking a shit and i got the infinite brown glitch"
guy 2: "damn"
by theinfinitebrowner May 05, 2024
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infinite corn glitch

you eat corn and since it doesn’t digest all the way when you shit there is gonna be corn in it so you pick it out and eat it again and then poop it out and eat it again
i’m so hungry i have to resort to the infinite corn glitch
by Mayo munch December 27, 2023
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infinite broz

A great YouTuber. Is part of Team Infinite, Inc. Subscribe to him!
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infinite games network

Infinite games network is a server on minecraft bedrock edition that has anarchy servers , among other things (anarchy is the most popular)

IP - mc.ign.gg

Port - 19132

"IGN is a network of gaming servers free from rules and staff limiting your fun,
anything goes here as long as it doesn't compromise server stability (within reason),
IGN goes beyond the boring and over-used term "anarchy" into something much more, "Infinite" " - Master Luke
infinite games network is cool
by beanoboi July 23, 2021
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 21, 2020
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