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third impact

When a man's balls slap the clitoris.
She thought she had to prevent Third Impact, but she was wrong.
by haruhi4113 May 5, 2021
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Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023
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4th-impacticitis

A new virus that has infected millions of people around the world. Symptoms include watching 4th Impact YouTube videos over & over again, checking every 2 minutes for news updates in the internet, tweeting all day and all night, insomnia, brain fog, laughing & crying at the same time, etc. No known cure at this time. Research studies are ongoing to find a cure for this disease.
Boss: Ann Anne, what is going on, why r u always tired ? And ur coming to work late everyday? Me: I'm sick. I have 4th-impacticitis.
by Ann Anne October 14, 2016
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Genshin Impact

The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!

Gia: What’s wrong?

Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!

Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023
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Zach Impact

The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.
"Did you see Zach Impact?"

"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"

"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019
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Genshin Impact

A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters
Oh you play Genshin Impact? Kill yourself loser
by YippityDoogan July 3, 2022
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Ecological impact

Effect of human lifestyle or natural events on living organisms including people and animals.
The natural disasters happening in Bangladesh is classified as an ecological impact
by thiswasforanassignment October 7, 2017
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