Hookhike

The act of hitchhiking that involves some sort of sexual favor to reach a predetermined destination.

Guy #1: Hey man how did you get here? I thought you said that your pockets were dry.
Guy #2: They are man, I had to hookhike all the way over here.
Guy #1: Hookhike?
Guy #2: Yeah man this cougar that lives next door gave me a ride but I had to give that old hag a good ol' muff dive, and boy was her beaver hairy.
Guy #1: Gross.

by Even Stephen October 23, 2008

da hooshness

Name given to a straight gangsta or a person that can catch a football extremely well. Also, a man with a large penis is usually given this name.

Oh my God, that was an amazing grab, he looks like Da HooshNess

by PaperChaser19 June 6, 2011

hookahtized

To try smoking pot out of a hookah and falling inlove with the hookah. the hookah will be all you think about for the next days/weeks until you smoke from a hookah again.

whoa, i am totaly hookahtized after going to zachs last night... when are we hanging out with him again?

by ASHLAYYYYYY May 25, 2007

hoobshloob

the spoon-knife used to cut and eat kiwi fruit

i use my hoobshloob to cut kiwi fruits!

by hoobshloobbb July 24, 2009

hooks

A poker term used to describe pocket jacks, in texas holdem.

ITs a powerfull hand. I had him hook line and sinker!

by Josh Hood May 14, 2005

Hookah

Nickname for the Ohio hippie band Ekoostik Hookah. Fans often shout: HOOOO-KAAAH. Band who biannually holds Hookahville festivals, where a bunch of hippies young and old, shady people dressed like hippies, and preppy college kids dressed like hippies party for 2 days with only a couple second-rate other acts (except keller and bela fleck). Band whose strong roots are in Ohio, but who tried to make it nationally and did not succeed. Also played frequently on Sirius' Jam-On. Not to be confused with a smoking contraption, because it totally doesn't relate.

I was tripping balls at Hookah.

Fans 1, 2, and 3: HOOOOOO-KAAAAAH!

by Friend-of-a-friend December 28, 2006

Hoosh

The state of being super horny and wanting to be sexually involved in something at that moment. what you scream when sex is being enjoyed.

An orgasm, Im having a hoosh!

by ........Dot Dot Dot February 7, 2010