Holmequist

A fictitious name you give at the juice bar or to phone sales and survey people.

The juice bar girl has to yell out the name and usually laughs her head off when she tries to say it.

The phone guys have to say the name over over again, like.

"May I call you Holmequist?"

"This is a lucky day indeed Holmequist. Holmequist what are you saying if I offer you free line rental and calls to Uganda at 3cents per minute?" "Fantastic isn't it, Holmequist"

"So does a free 3 nite stay at The Bates Motel sound like something you'd be interested in Holmequist?"

"Holmquist are you there? Holmequist? Holme....?

by Holmequist September 21, 2006

Holistay

Variant of staycation, allegedly invented by John Hodgeman (Daily Show). Quite self-explanatory: staying at home during holidays.

Person #1: So, where are you going for the holidays?
Person #2: Nowhere.
Person #1: Having a holistay, then?
Person #2: I guess.
Person #1: More time to watch some clips from the Daily Show, eh?
Person #2: Begone already!

by Beltrano December 17, 2008

Holmed

To get a beatdown from a woman

Anton comes in Bleeding, Black-eyed, and Bruised
Leroy: "What the fuck happened to you man?"
Anton: "I was cruising the bars and got Holmed by this tiny bitch, took the bouncer down with me."
Leroy: "Damn! I'll get the kit, and the painkillers."
Anton: "Yeah, get the Leafly Bud cause I hurt like a motherfucker"

by RaiRaijinn November 28, 2016

Drew Holmes

gypsy cock sucking nigger boy, fucks cats and goats, like to get felched by his grandpa and he like to get pounded hard in the ass by a horse with a 12 foot cock.

Stranger 1: Hey enrique did you see that nigger faggot getting fucked by a horse over there?
Stranger 2: Yeah he must be a Drew Holmes

by derponymos January 19, 2012

Checking my eyelids for holes

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.

Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.

by Crash569 August 13, 2010

holdsworthian

adj. of or pertaining to speech modified for clarity using colloquial nomenclature and descriptions many times derived from slang.

Holdsworthian Syntax Example:

"So I just click on the little orange picture thingy to open my Outlook doohicky for mail right?"

by EnigmaV8 February 8, 2006

a-holism

1.) The act of being an a-hole, or in literal terms, an asshole.

2.) The act of being addicted to assholes.

I talked to that girl Shaniquea, and boy, shes a ho with a bad case of a-holism.

by davod April 7, 2004