holdsworthian 

adj. of or pertaining to speech modified for clarity using colloquial nomenclature and descriptions many times derived from slang.

Holdsworthian Syntax Example:

"So I just click on the little orange picture thingy to open my Outlook doohicky for mail right?"

holdsworthian by EnigmaV8 February 8, 2006

Holsworthian 

An extremely backward-looking individual that resides in the shit-hole town of Holworthy, or one of its neighboring crappy villages or hamlets. when spoken to, a Holsworthian will usually respond with some nonsense often in a strange accent only unique to this part of the world. A Holsworthian's distinct features include the appearance of bad personal hygiene, wearing the same clothes every day, and straw in their hair. A Holsworthian is usually married to one of its close relatives, i.e. a sister, brother, cousin, aunt, or even a farm animal.

Bob: Hey, look at that Holsworthian... Jane: My goodness, what in the name of...

Holsworthian by rogue-agent January 19, 2023