Holistay

Variant of staycation, allegedly invented by John Hodgeman (Daily Show). Quite self-explanatory: staying at home during holidays.

Person #1: So, where are you going for the holidays?
Person #2: Nowhere.
Person #1: Having a holistay, then?
Person #2: I guess.
Person #1: More time to watch some clips from the Daily Show, eh?
Person #2: Begone already!

by Beltrano December 17, 2008