RaiRaijinn's definitions

Enragement Child

A child who was overly defiant and resorts to becoming a juvenile delinquent fuckboy because he cannot bond with his stepparent whatsoever, even if they are the coolest person ever. S/he constantly blames all their misery on that parent, and is source of frustration for a marriage, often because s/he wants it to end. These children require a lot of therapy, and maybe a good ass-whooping to learn some respect.

"Dude, Josh is such an Enragement child, his stepdad is really cool and yet he just goes out of his way to avoid him.

I know right? What a fuckboy!"

by RaiRaijinn April 20, 2015

Churched

When someone disses you to prove they are morally better person than you, and occassionally left in awe

Anton: "What makes you think you so hot fool?"
Leroy: "Oh don't give me that shit, you don't see me gangbanging or doing drugs, I volunteer at the shelter on my days off and give my homeless homies my old clothes and things. What do you do all week? Smoke weed, bang hookers, sleep on a couch all fucking day, evaluate your priorities fool!.
Anton: "..."
Gerald: "Anton, you just got churched!"

by RaiRaijinn November 23, 2016

Dense Breast

When a Breast, male or female, has a lot of muscle tissue and fibers like those found on professional bodybuilders and athletes.

Joe: "Man, I like a girl with Dense Breast and a firm ass!"
Tom: "What? You mean like Holly Holm?"
Joe googles said athlete: "Yep!"

by RaiRaijinn November 23, 2016

Holmed

To get a beatdown from a woman

Anton comes in Bleeding, Black-eyed, and Bruised
Leroy: "What the fuck happened to you man?"
Anton: "I was cruising the bars and got Holmed by this tiny bitch, took the bouncer down with me."
Leroy: "Damn! I'll get the kit, and the painkillers."
Anton: "Yeah, get the Leafly Bud cause I hurt like a motherfucker"

by RaiRaijinn November 28, 2016

bait shop

A store that is highly undesirable to rob due to the likelyhood of getting pinched by the police

Anton priming a shotgun and a ski mask
Leroy enters
Leroy: "What the fuck are you doing fool?"
Anton: "Need some dough, that check cashing place in the stix oughta be good."
Leroy: "Dude, thats a Bait shop! There is always cop waiting behind the place."
Anton: "... Shit, dude can I borrow half a G instead? Or else I gotta knock a few stores off."

by RaiRaijinn November 29, 2016

In a Sling

Caught in a highly undesirable situation that one hasn't any real involvement in.

Leroy answers his phone, hearing gunshots and rifle fire in the background
Anton: "Leroy, I'm in a Sling! Drove in a Turf war between the Crips 'n Bloodz. Fools shooting at me from both sides."
Leroy: "Yo, want me call in the Blue Bloods?"
Anton: "At this point, I'd take the police over these Hoodrats. Get me out of here!"

by RaiRaijinn November 30, 2016

Hash Stash

A secure place where you hide your weed

Anton: "I can't find my weed, man?"
Leroy: "Did you check your Hash Stash?"
Anton: "Which one?"
Leroy: "The safe behind your Mom's photo"

by RaiRaijinn December 1, 2016