Herbst

The verb 'to herbst' is derived from the name of an individual who was a short-standing but keen member of the moves team in a Southampton based company. He was famed for his love of barbequed food and his odd time recording skills. The original incarnation of the verb 'to herbst' was in relation to his accidental dropping of a metallic leg panel down the shaft of a lift, comically sliding from the desk to which it was formerly attached through the narrowest of gaps between the lift car and the floor landing whilst attempting to manoeuvre the desk out of the lift. From this day "to accidentally drop something down the shaft of a lift" is know known as "to herbst".

I've herbsted my desk leg panel down a lift shaft" to break something "I've hersted a vase

by Jokeef whiharr July 7, 2010

Hermit

When someone is being a hermit crab or hermit crabbing they lack the motivation to leave the house. They stay home in solitude and shelter themselves from the rest of the world after they have pushed everyone close away.

Realizing that no one wants me has left me hermit crabbing all day.

I just want to be a hermit grab and shut people out.

by Rose by any other name... September 18, 2016

hermitage

1: High School in Henrico County, VA
2: School in Virginia principaled by a one Mr. Glen Blackburn.
3: School where, as long as you have a pass, you can go anywhere and do anything you want as long as you have a pass or percieved knowledge.

Hey, even if you don't do anything in your classes at Hermitage, you can still pass with at least a B and fail your SATs.

by Student March 7, 2003

Herbin

When someone is trying to obviously scam you or a person you know scams.

Them: I can pay your phone bill for half the price.

Me: Cmon now bruh. You not Herbin me.

by Herbin September 24, 2014

hebitch

a man who enjoys taking the role of a woman in sexual situations.

Sucking cock or taking cock up his ass.

by Randi Panties September 24, 2003

Hermitical Haiku

Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.

Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"

by Gary Hupps August 11, 2016

dirt hermit

Equal to a pedophile or rapist. A lowlife, scumbag, fuckface, I hope you die, piece of shit motherfucker.

"I wouldn't give that piece of shit my used toilet paper. He's a fucking dirt hermit."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 8, 2015