harlem haircut

when someone is asleep and you shave their head and put the hair in a bag and then you shave their pubes and put them in a seperate bag and then you cum on their head and their crotch and then stick their pubes to their head and their head hair to their crotch

when he was asleep, i gave him a harlem haircut

by poonchasers June 19, 2008

Harlem

A term to describe something very awesome.

"That lamp is so Harlem!"

by lalalalaxoxoxo March 15, 2010

Harlem shake

Where retards go full retard mode

Can I join in on the Harlem shake?

by Totally not the staff November 10, 2013

Harlem Smack

An act in which a friend or someone else slaps/smacks your genitals and your ass at the same time.

Person- "Aw shit. Luke just totally harlem smacked me."

by girlbye8 November 19, 2016

Hakeem

Nice looking buffed man that get sexy girls and has a HUGE DICK

Girl : OH SHIT WHO IS THAT GOD LOOKIN MAN

girl2: oh that’s Hakeem he is so sexy

Girl : I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT HUNK OF HOTTNESS

by SMmsjsjs November 21, 2018

Harlem middle school

Full of a bunch of Lil ass kids who can’t fight. A bunch of lil ass kids who think they know what they talking about and can say the n word freely.

“Let’s fight”- girl 1
“Fine let’s go bitch”-girl 2
“Acutally never mind”-girl 1
“Why not”-girl 2
“Because your bitch ass can’t fight since you go to Harlem middle school tf”

by Cheer Queen bitch December 17, 2019

Haleema and Hanan

The CUTEST couple ever!!!

There literally SOULMATES!!

They both can overcome any challenges that they face and will always be each other's friend and lover!!

Girl:OMG!!! Is that Haleema and Hanan there soo meant to be

by Heyyy!!!6526 November 24, 2021