Wu-ha-happewuz

(Wu-Ha-Ha-Pe-Wuz)
short version of 'What-Had-Happened-Was'
Used to describe an even that happened.

"Wu-ha-happewuz, I got pulled over, and they sent me to jail."
"Why were you late last night? Well, 'wu-ha-happewuz' I ran into my hommy....."

by JGSR April 6, 2006

what happened?

smartass comment used when one slips up or makes a mistake, or rips ass, and gets called out on it.

Jake - rips ass
John - Dude that smells like sewage!
Jake "What happened?!"

by Phatban87 April 26, 2016

What had happened

This is the opening phrase to indicate that a fictitious story is to follow.

Girlfriend: Oh no you didn't, what is all that white stuff on your boxers... ain't from me brotha!
Lying ass nigga: What had happened was there was a fire at the club and the white stuff that come out the fire extingisher got all my boxers... cus you know baby, I sag a little bit. Then I was tryna get home to you cus I didn't wanna be out all night... and then I didn't have time to wash my boxers off.

by MrsMcGhee2Your January 11, 2013

The Happening

1. A synonym for a plot twist or turn in a story (eg, book, movie) that is extremely convoluted and anti-climactic that makes something that originally had good potential seem completely pointless.

2. The film of the same name by M. Night Shymalan (he used to make kickass movies like Signs and the Sixth Sense) that birthed this definition. It starts with people mysteriously killing themselves like under a trance, but the twist is that plants are giving off toxens that are causing humans to do it. An unintentional comedy.

1. Eric's fanfic was really good, and had a lot of potential, but in the end he pulled a 'The Happening' and gave it a shitty anti-climactic twist that insulted the reader's intelligence and amde them feel like they'd just wasted a lot of time.

2. Was M. Night wasted on this one?

by Dr.Strangehate September 9, 2009

happies

The sum of all good things; the individual happy things coming together as one.

Also, the plural form of a number of happy things.

Thinking about her happies gave her solace despite the harsh, unforgiving climate.

by neant September 5, 2008

what happened?

Non-sensical, over-used replacement for "could you please repeat that?" Generally uttered by white males in the 12-16 year-old demographic. Enhances one's ability to sound like a moron.

Roger: "Hey, Joe, what time is it?"
Joe: "What happened?"

by ESoro September 2, 2006

Not. Going. To happen.

Something you tell a guy when it's just NOT GONNA HAPPEN. Must be said in a high volume or tone so that all parties within the unit know he's not getting any.

Girl: What are you doing over there... are you getting a CONDOM???
Boy: Ahhhh noooo, just grabbing my wallet... (as he reaches into roommate's nightstand drawer)
Girl: Not. Going. To happen.

by The Moisty January 22, 2010