hyposterous

A thought of hypothesis that seems exceedingly preposterous

Jane's hyposterous was that the theory of Sea-floor Spreading and Earth expansion were connected.

by The word makerzzzzz March 13, 2012

Hyposlutacrit

A girl who finds it easy to call others a slut, slag or whore particularly on social networking sites then turns out to be one herself.

Often a deflection exercise from her own lack of morals and sleeping with her friends' men whilst having a long term partner.

A hyposlutacrit often posts attention seeking status updates calling other (more attractive and thinner) women sluts but quite happily shags men called Bob in random places like supermarket toilets.

by LoopyLass_69 March 16, 2012

hapstinence

When you have been celibate, but only by coincidence. You would like to be having sex, it just hasn't happened.

"Yeah, it's been a pretty long dry spell. No matter what I try, I'm stuck practicing hapstinence."

by southcounty05 January 14, 2017

Harosted

1. Roasting someone then it gets physical.

2. A mixture between harassed and roasted.

1.I just got harosted by Miles.
2. Miles got set off by Janice and they ended up harosting each other.

by Lolmiles October 23, 2017

hapook

Fucking your wife in the arse at midnight in the TV room

Hi wife, I invite you to the tv room to HAPOOK

by AlexVolkwyn October 29, 2017

Hapsited

Happy and excited at the same time

We were so hapsited at the site of vietnamese food last friday

by Endre3001 January 10, 2018

Hyposkank

When one thinks they need a lot of sex but they don't really. It's like a hypochondriac, but instead of thinking you're sick, you think you're horny.

"No, Janet, you don't need to bang every guy in the club. You're just a hyposkank."

by Rockinkiwi February 14, 2018