John Hammond

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.

You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.

by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

John Hanson was the first president

He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation

Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.

by Rex Narky May 10, 2017

John Hanson

John Hanson is a handsome man in his 60s, he hits on younger women and smells of freshly cut grass

I wrote a song about John Hanson

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

Hanson's law

Hanson's Law- As the result of seemingly endless political chat room and message board flame wars, basic human social decorum dictates that once a person uses the word(s); “libs”, "liberal" or "liberals", they immediately establish their political bias, polarize their audience and lose all credibility.

At this point, Hanson’s Law has been invoked and offender’s statements are reduced to the level of worthless political propaganda.

Case 1 – “You believe that because you’re a liberal.”

Hanson’s law has been invoked.

Case 2 – “Why do liberals hate America?”

Hanson’s law has been invoked.

by Bob's your uncle July 22, 2008

Whitman-Hanson

An amazing school district with an award winning High school. Many AMAZING people live(d) there.

you: Do you know where the drummer from Journey grew up?

me: Yeahh, went to Whitman-Hanson. Many cool people live there!

by dancingqueenxoxo January 21, 2011

hambone

Southern usa slang for penis.

"I'M goin down south get my HAMBONE boiled,these women uo north done made it spoiled." (FROM BLUES SINGER HAMBONE WILLIE NEWBURN)

by lowdown November 18, 2004

hambontontionies

what crabs are called when exposed to radio activity while his host, being a male is having sexual intercourse with a female who is binestum positive

After sex next 2 a power plant, Jacob Masters became infested with hambontontionies

by jack off December 21, 2003