girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.

“Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”

by pca13 May 23, 2018

Girthquake

A male appendage so tectonic that it ruptures the uterus, causing the female to tremor as her plates separate, submit or push together

Her tectonic plates ruptured as his magnitude 7 girthquake entered her

She trembled as she tried to squeeze the girthquake sized butt plug out of her sphincter

by Green Tea Facial Moisturizer June 12, 2018

Girth Rod

It’s basically a penis, it’s both wide and long. It can also be a name for a big blue back roller, or it can be the names of tigers. It’s an inside joke not recommended for kids under the age of 9.

Eaton wants to use Lucy’s girth rod to penetrate Josh, even though Josh doesn’t want it for that, he just wants to roll out his back.

by Bonquiqui and D-Qwon June 28, 2018

Girthing

The act of showing somebody up and/or showing off something that another doesn’t have to make them jealous

Dude we know you got laid last night, stop Girthing

by dinkly deuce May 7, 2018

Gwirt

The sound of a woman squirting pee at high velocity. G is for GASH and wirt is Squirt without the Sq. Short for Gash squirt. To Gwirt. She is Gwirting. She Gwirted.

She closed the door but I could still hear her Gwirt.

by 0neHugeWang! August 21, 2018

Girthy Gary

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing

Crash has a older brother that is considered a Girthy gary

by madgoblin5000 February 23, 2019

Girthfall

When you tie a rubber band to your med chub and see how fast you can lose blood.

Tommy: Yo Peter I tried this new technique

Peter: What did you do bro?
Tommy: It's called Girthfall Simply tie a rubber band flaccid cock and see how long it takes for you to lose all the blood.

Peter: Oh thanks, I should definitely try that out tonight

by UrbanDad420 August 5, 2019