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Uncle Guido

The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.
"I ain't scared o' those Tony's."
"Wisen up, you don't want a visit from Uncle Guido, do you?"
by E.0.9. November 30, 2019
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Guido

An Italian mans name, english equivalent is Guy. It has largly become a derogatory term used by American 'testa di merda' (italian for shitheads)
Guido says, "Andate tutti a 'fanculo!"
by Giovanni Russo December 28, 2005
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Guido

Tony is a guido. Tony likes loose buttholes, especially ones of Davis.
by e3fret5 April 14, 2006
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guido frolic

The most homosexual of all the dance styles, that is if it can be called dancing.
"Yo, check out that guido frolicing."

"Yeah man, he's mad gay. What a faggot."
by Disgusted American January 7, 2008
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Guino

a person that has a gangster name. but not nescessarily a gangsta...
prounounced the name as g-no
really cool
really hype
really tight
sporty
and added his name because his friend KHOI his name is in this site
Look at guino
by GUINO November 30, 2003
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guimo

When someone is often backing out on plans last minute
"We had plans, but you cancelled... you're such a guimo."
by stermal October 16, 2012
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Guido

a super fucking mentally retarded bean who might secretly be your cousin because of his redneck behavior

lives by "fuck'em" and constantly finds himself randomly naked or partially naked with his boys but it's not gay because the socks are always on

is one day going to get murked by kim jong un's squadron because he's going to kill kim jongers in the pongers
como estas you fucking guido
by swag daddy dongle July 20, 2020
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