Gluten Eyes

The condition that occurs when one is Gluten intolerant but unaware of this fact. Aproximately 25-30mins post gluten intake the persons eyes transform into a "do not fuck with me" gaze.

Hey Fiona did you eat pasta again? Those Gluten eyes are freaking me out.

by Spritz4lyf May 16, 2016

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Gluten Heaven

Gluten Heaven can be found inside any country style restaurant.

Welcome to Gluten Heaven our special today is chicken fried steak with gravy ,biscuits and choice of waffle or pancakes.

by Jsncsub October 9, 2016

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Glute Flute

Your butthole turns into a glute flute when you fart and you hit at least two different notes in a single fart, or a string of farts.

Tina played a mean glute flute when she ripped ass in the 7-11 last Wednesday.

by WAKEGRIND March 22, 2019

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Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

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Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

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