google checked

To have your factual pronouncements fact-checked by someone who searches Google. Usually done in a group, bar or party setting, of a minor fact and has the impact of shutting down a conversation.

"I can't believe Cliff Google-checked Susan's statement that India has more people than China."

"No more arguing greatest bands, Brian was Google checked into the boards"

by bstreetrats September 29, 2013

Google Herpes

When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.

Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits

Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 9, 2014

google squirt

A nickname for a person who is smart and short.

Google Squirt is short and smart.

by Google Squirt April 27, 2019

deer goggles

a phenomena experienced when driving in wooded areas late at night. One experiencing the phenomena often finds his or her eyes transform every foreign object lurking roadside to be a deer. These foreign objects include but are not limited to small trees, road signs, the little reflector things, and especially mailboxes with relectors. As a result the driver may be overwhelmed thinking deer line the side of the road when really no deer are actually present.

I drove back to Fargo late last night and had the worst case of deer goggles; almost every mailbox I passed looked like a deer. It wasn't until I came closer to them that I realized I just had on my deer goggles.

by mwallis October 13, 2009

horse goggles

A metaphorical human version of blinders, headwear that blocks off a horses peripheral vision so they dont get distracted. This is most often used when someone is oblivious to something important or obvious.

I waved said hi to Mike. But he stormed past without even seeing me. He had his horse goggles on.

by Natethegreat315 September 9, 2010

breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010

Semen Goggles

A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.

"Check out semen goggles Pedro, thats one way to get on the mounting table in the mornings! "

by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014