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My German Dad got me these rainbow lycra fagmakers! I'm sooooo embarrassed and can't possibly got out in public with them on!!! I wish I had proper swimtrunks.
fagmakers by Indigospark October 26, 2010

breeder goggles 

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children
She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!
breeder goggles by Indigospark October 22, 2010