My German Dad got me these rainbow lycra fagmakers! I'm sooooo embarrassed and can't possibly got out in public with them on!!! I wish I had proper swimtrunks.
by Indigospark October 26, 2010

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children
by Indigospark October 22, 2010
