Geyser

someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air

Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.

by Your Mom May 9, 2004

Geyotun

1. Guttural noise derived from “ge-ert” an utterance by a high school math teacher. It developed through various mutations until arriving at its present pronunciation.

2. Name of underground newspaper at Broadneck Senior High School.

Ms. Sharma are we having a math test today?” asked Dave.
“GEYOTUN!” Ms. Sharma replied

by Pookie October 23, 2003

geyfet

The team combination of "Gey" and "Fet", or Alex and William. The greatest tag-team of all time (even though they fight each other somtimes). They can often be seen sleeping over each others houses, playing video games, watching movies, causing trouble, or hanging with the infamous GOLDENGREENEYES (although Hazel).

GeyFet is the greatest tag team in the world.

GeyFet fight over who will get the pillows and covers.

by GeyFet June 24, 2008

geyser

The sexual act when a male urinates in a female's anus and she in return flatulates, expelling the urine in a blast similar to the geyser of the American West

When expelled with less force or with a different liquid, see water fountain

"Katie shot me in the face with her geyser yesterday."

by The Big Man011 October 22, 2006

geyser

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

faith geyer

a beautiful girl who has an amazing personality.People love her because she is so sweet. You treat her like shit and she'll give you a second chance but after that you're screwed for life. She'll tell everyone a lot about her but only trust some with her true sself.

faith geyer

by victoria875253593 April 4, 2011

geyrun

Giant, red arch-demons that stand eighteen feet tall. Gentle, peace-loving creatures. Demons from the Novel The Shivered Sky.

That is one big-ass Geyrun.

by MJD December 27, 2003