German Shrapnel

When you take a shit and the crap, which is runny and chunky, hits the water and splashes up covering your ass.

"shit.... I just dropped some German Shrapnel in there!"

by Darkhawk February 9, 2006

German Bomb Shelter

When you take someone and put them in a large box, take a shit on them and then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I gave her a German Bomb Shelter. She won't be coming back again.

by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009

german efficiency

Refering to mechanical produce of post-war Germany. Due to the low wages at that time, and no shortage of skilled workers, west Germany gained a solid reputation for outstanding quality of products at a reasonable price. Today, many people swear by german efficiency, and refuse to buy inferior products from anywhere but.

Mercedes-Benz , bmw, bosch, phillips, porsche, German engineers.

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

german oven

Letting out a huge fart while taking a hot shower. The steam intensifies the effect, making it many times worse than normal, basically baking the smell into the walls, shower curtains, and towels.

This is similar to a Dutch Oven, except much, much, worse, and is a reference to a popular method of execution during the Holocaust.

Dude, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and I totally German Ovened her. The funny thing is, she's Jewish, so it hit her twice as hard.

by Mike Larkin July 27, 2006

german thins

A type of cap used when spraypainting. The title "german" refers to the width of the cap which is larger than most regular caps. A german thin is a large cap that sprays a thin line.

yo, Spoon, i got some german thins today, lets go bomb Tampa Bay!

by REFUSE TO BE SMART September 27, 2005

German Stalker

the enlarged state or condition of erectile tissues or organs, esp the penis, when filled with blood,
An Erection.

oli: oi dad i have a german stalker its so scary
dad: er is that code for something
oli: what would it be code for?
dad: that you're hard...
oli: shit.

by kinkycouple March 7, 2011

German Brownie a la Mode

When a Male or female dedicates on a plate, shapes it into a square and a Male excretes his "ice cream" as a topping onto the said "brownie" which is to then be eaten after consuming a hearty meal.

"Honey, that was an exquisite German Brownie a la Mode we ate last night. I'm so happy your a vegan!"

by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019