Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
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1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds
2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)
3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....
1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds
2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)
3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....
1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)
2.Yhoo get the point
3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.
2.Yhoo get the point
3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009
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one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend time with someone, makes you pursue him instead of the other way around, has nothing going for him whatsoever and expects you to support his dumb ass.
by foolinlove December 14, 2008
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Get the Fucktard mug.1. He reversed the car at a fucktangent to the pavement: the car was fucked up completely
2. "Stop going off on such a fucktangent, and concentrate on asking the one girl out
2. "Stop going off on such a fucktangent, and concentrate on asking the one girl out
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Get the fucktangent mug.When someone extremely doofy has a striking resemblance to a gorilla (and or monkey), while being a complete douchebag atleast 75% of the time.
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