Combination of freaking and retard. Used when children are in the car and a better word can't be substituted.
by dixie123 October 5, 2006
Get the freatard mug.The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.
Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!
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Get the dope fiesta mug.Any conversation, piece of information, or question that you prepare the night before when you wanna ask out a girl.
( firestarters #1)Me- Hey how come you were absent yesterday and monday? were you sick?
her- yeah.
(fs #2) me- Check it out. *points to necklace* i got my ticket to homecoming.
her- oh cool.
me- did you get yours yet?
her- no...
me- why not?
her- nobody asked me...
(fs #3)me- well you should still go, theres only like 100 tickets left
her- yeah i should, did you ask anyone?
me- i was gonna ask someone, but they were out the last two days. i think you know her.
her- i'd love to... *runs off and giggles a bit to herself*
me- SUH-WEET!
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me- I was gonna ask her but she was absent today and yesterday. or she might've been avoiding me. thing is i dont know which is true.
friend- well why dont you ask if she was sick on facebook or somethin.
me- no im savin it for when shes back in so that way i have a startup conversation.
friend- sweet idea dude!
her- yeah.
(fs #2) me- Check it out. *points to necklace* i got my ticket to homecoming.
her- oh cool.
me- did you get yours yet?
her- no...
me- why not?
her- nobody asked me...
(fs #3)me- well you should still go, theres only like 100 tickets left
her- yeah i should, did you ask anyone?
me- i was gonna ask someone, but they were out the last two days. i think you know her.
her- i'd love to... *runs off and giggles a bit to herself*
me- SUH-WEET!
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me- I was gonna ask her but she was absent today and yesterday. or she might've been avoiding me. thing is i dont know which is true.
friend- well why dont you ask if she was sick on facebook or somethin.
me- no im savin it for when shes back in so that way i have a startup conversation.
friend- sweet idea dude!
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