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freatard

Combination of freaking and retard. Used when children are in the car and a better word can't be substituted.
That jerk in the Hummer who just cut me off is a freaking freatard.
by dixie123 October 5, 2006
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Fretaphobia

The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.
Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!
by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE January 2, 2008
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Firestarter

A person who tends to cause conflict with others by accident.
I feel like i'm a Firestarter, every time i talk to people i make a mistake.
by MHunter061 April 16, 2015
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sangria fresca

A gum flavor by orbit that will rock your face.

taste like passionfruit.
Its a gum by orbit. called sangria fresca.
by kimbrookem August 19, 2008
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Firestarters

Any conversation, piece of information, or question that you prepare the night before when you wanna ask out a girl.
( firestarters #1)Me- Hey how come you were absent yesterday and monday? were you sick?

her- yeah.

(fs #2) me- Check it out. *points to necklace* i got my ticket to homecoming.

her- oh cool.

me- did you get yours yet?

her- no...

me- why not?

her- nobody asked me...

(fs #3)me- well you should still go, theres only like 100 tickets left

her- yeah i should, did you ask anyone?

me- i was gonna ask someone, but they were out the last two days. i think you know her.

her- i'd love to... *runs off and giggles a bit to herself*

me- SUH-WEET!
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me- I was gonna ask her but she was absent today and yesterday. or she might've been avoiding me. thing is i dont know which is true.

friend- well why dont you ask if she was sick on facebook or somethin.

me- no im savin it for when shes back in so that way i have a startup conversation.

friend- sweet idea dude!
by MaximumOverdrive February 19, 2009
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Fresa

Stuck up girl. Having picky tastes. Spoiled rich girl. Snob, rude obnoxious.
Esta puta es una fresa. La fresa quiere un carro nuevo. El papa de esa fresa le regala todo.
by MariAntonia July 13, 2006
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