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Fernando

A Venezuelan or Mexican kid that’s really funny and hot he knows how to cheer you up. He eats pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner fuck it even a snack.

He will rock your world in every way possible.

He might be a pussy slayer but when he finds the one he’s staying with her.

He is also very funny and caring.
*Girl 1* Omg this rlly cute guy asked me to prom he was so majestic and dreamy I didn’t get his name though ;(

*Girl 2* Dont worry girl he was definitely a Fernando

Example 2

*Omg i lost my virginity to Fernando he may be 5ft 4 but he has 6 extra inches somewhere else*
by Nando964 September 17, 2022
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Fernandotesco

A condition in which your dick looks like there is bread crumbs on the tip. Like you have just fucked the shit out of a load of bread.
Dude did you see Cletus’s Fernandotesco dick”
by NurtearlFure February 10, 2023
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Fernandotesco

A condition in which your dick looks like there is bread crumbs on the tip. Like you have just fucked the shit out of a load of bread.
Dude did you see Cletus’s Fernandotesco dick”
by NurtearlFure February 10, 2023
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Fernando

To betray one’s squad in Call of Duty MW2 DMZ mode
Wow, that operator really did a Fernando on us
by COD Player May 14, 2023
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Fernando

He is a short mexican border-hopper who says taco a lot
Did you hear about braylin he is such a morbidly obese fernando.
by anonymous May 28, 2023
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Fernando bernal

Someone with this name a bitch on bdd n soull yaaa hearrr?
by BadKitty100 December 14, 2023
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Fernando

My brother, Bag this man right now... Because he will fuck all the guys in your group, it doesn't matter what age.. race.. shortest or tallest. He will eat your taco like a candy-cane. Bro.. He has whole schedule.

On a Mondayss, Its sucker eater.

On a Tuesdays, its of course Mexican taco day.

On a Wednesdays, Its time for that well done Hershey.

On a Thursdays, He is taking break from the craziness.

On a Fridays.. he be wildin on that day.. he be eating everything... even the moon..

On a Saturdays, he bee selling himself out.
On a Sunday, he goes to church ong.

Anyways he is real brother to my mother to my sister to my second-fifth uncanceled cousin.

P.s. He is like 5'7". He is built but he very gay. He has 5 numbers in his bank. But he will take his friends v card on daily.
A: Bro where is Fernando at?
B: BRO YOU DON'T KNOW?
A: Don't know what?
B: ITS WEDNESDAYS FOR HIM BRO..?!
A: Shit I be missing out rn.
by yeetaaron1 January 31, 2024
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