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Frackled Unicorn

-noun
A person with the cerebral ineptitude of an inbred monkey's retarded offspring. Characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. Also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. Doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
Dude 1: "Wow! What a great comeback! .... NOT!"
Dude 2: "Dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. That's low, even for you."
by All of Wake July 5, 2010
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Mo-frackie

man Keegan sure is a Mo-frackie
by Landon November 22, 2003
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Frack

Word you can use in public or when you can't drop the F-bomb. It is a form of cussing/cursing/swearing. It may also be used when rage quitting. (In some cases)
Example 1
Person 1: How much money do I owe the bank?
Accountant: 18,000 U.S dollars sir
Person 1:......Frack!!!!!!!!

Example 2
Person 1: What's this game?
Person 2: it's Ninja Gaiden! I heard it's so awesome.
Person 1: Ok. I'm gonna to play it. *plays the first level and dies in 1 second* Frack this sh*t! *rage quits*
by TamaTehNursie April 1, 2011
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Fracks

Also known as "Fracks(or Fraque)Disease" Is a mock disease founded by Samuel Jay Fraques that is used to describe symptoms such as the inability to speak words in a sentence in their right order, Switching the first letter of a word for another first letter of a word that comes later in a sentence, and replacing descripitve words with some variation of the word "frack."
Person one
"I'm going to car the park." or "Could you tick up your poys?" or "When life gives you lemons... Shove a fracking stapler in a VCR."
Person Two
"Oh man, you've got a bad case of the fracks"
by Kirby McKay January 14, 2009
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Fracking

Fracking was originally defined as another term for hydraulic fracturing, a hazardous method of extracting oil and natural gas by fracturing rock beneath earth's surface and injecting chemicals into it. There is scientific evidence that this practice can cause earthquakes by lubricating faults, and contaminating clean water. Chris Christie notably vetoed a ban on this practice.

Now fracking is defined for what it is and the people who support it, stupid, ignorant, dumb, fat, and Chris Christie.

Plus, fracking closely resembles the word f*&#ing...because that's what people get when people frack.
Q: Why can't a fracking blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
by anonymous00000000000000 October 24, 2013
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fracking

The act of either ejaculating or urinating into another man's pee hole while engaged in docking
Our recent docking session yielded some major fracking action and it was glorious!
by stxnthamix May 28, 2015
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Frick and frack

The nicknames brian littrell and nick (2/5 of the backstreet boys) have for eachother
Bsbfan:yo do you know why nick and brian are called frick and frack
Girl: no why
Bsbfan: bc frickfrack there both hot as fuck
by Kelseyisfullysickmateeee August 4, 2018
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