by kornvjvalen October 22, 2008
Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.
by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023
When you shit and jizz under someone’s mattress topper and then put the mattress topper back and wait for them to realize that they fell asleep in shit.
by OBlock grippy April 23, 2023
by Leanie Meanie May 26, 2019
A person of the male species named John who nuts on girls pillows and gives it to her to sleep on because he thinks it’s funny.
by Looselygoosely April 27, 2022
by Spider fluffer May 18, 2022
The rough equivalent of a cocksucker, but for the ladies. One who fluffs the muffin. A kiss ass, a suck-up, a brown-noser. Not to be trusted.
"Who's Emily's new assistant?"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"
by FluffinMuffins October 1, 2020