floess

1. Suffers from reefer madness.
2. Afraid of bears.
3. Doesn't know his last name.
4. Loves dirty rancid poontang
5. Attracted to chinless girls.

Floess did chinless in the washer room.
She was in her period so it was bloody.

by Fairbnks February 23, 2005

Flooed

The state of being when under the influence of hard drugs.
Similar to fubar

Last night at that party, i was so flooed.

by Pah'trici'ah March 2, 2010

getting fiore'd

when a guy approaches a party confident in his sexual prowess, only to be out-gamed by those better and more deserving of the girls.

guy 1: remember that time mike made a bet he could hook up with that girl at the party first?

guy 2: oh, yea. i heard andrew got with her, and mike went home crying

guy 1: mike's always getting fiore'd

by Patrick Chewing June 8, 2009

Florentine

A tall nice girl which is intelligent and reads to much books. She will probably always bring insiders that no one understands. Apart from that she's really sensible and emotional and cry's about everything. She is 100% the mom friend and will adopt you against your will, but don't let her fool you, deep down she's a good amount of crazy and likes to be treated like a Queen.

"Shit it happened."
"What? Did Florentine adopt you?"
"Yeah, and now she just wont stop talking about her books"

by Tojojo Joestar August 10, 2017

florence arizona

Florence, Arizona is a town where everyone is mentally ill. Most people live in broken down homes, and pretty much everyone there is a drug addict and/or criminal.

Mark: "hey we're thinking about moving to florence arizona."

Ann: "alright cool but don't cry to me when you get raped."

by FlorenceHigh December 5, 2012

Flober

Someone who is extremely sober, but has had wayyy too much to drink and is fuckin' shit up....but is very very sober...yet completely under the influence of alcohol.

I am sober as a fuckin' flober right now.

by mummybears November 4, 2010

Scooter Flare

The scooter flare is when you are on a hill fucking someone on a scooter, then you release your hormones into your loved one and finally after having the lustful moment, you tie him/her to the scooter and kick her down the hill. This shows your appreciation to the relationship.

Tonight was sick, I gave her the amazing scooter flare

by xLiam OSullivan September 8, 2016