Flash Flood

An exciting event that occurs and thereafter causes a woman's vagina to instantaneously become wetter than a slaughter house floor.

1. Kim,"Jeez Debbie that guy is so sexy."

Debbie, "Yeea I just had a flash flood."

2. Fact: Kieth Richard's pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.

by Brett schu June 13, 2010

flippitey floo

A highly exaggerated expression that shows complete bewilderment and dimwittedness.

Flippitey floo! The sky is falling! Are there any problems in the Exchange environment?

by George Littlebear July 2, 2006

New Flood

their an internet cult that was created around the announcement of halo 3. it mainly consists of the older members who wanted to become moderators but didnt. some of them are angry members who got perma'd and want revenge, so now they just spam alot now. they think their better then everyone else (WHICH THEIR NOT) so just ignore them because they just want fame and attention.

they (New Flood) are also the ones that caused bungie.net to go down in the afternoon today

by bamboostick09. January 4, 2009

Flash Flood

The over excitement of a female in the moments before sex causing an excess of vaginal fluid.

Did you cause a flash flood before you hit that?

by dklee January 8, 2009

floo powder

1. From Harry potter a magical powder used to magically transport you from chimmeny to chimmeny
2. Another word for another magic powder known as yao used to magically transport you to the clouds

Dude i just dropped an eighth of floo powder and when i woke up i was in some chinese ladies fireplace

by B to da Rizzle May 6, 2005

Flolop

To Flolop.
The clapping noise made by a flappy minge on vigerous vertical movement.

"My mum flolops when she runs."

"I can hear lots of floloping from the exercise room at the old folks home."

by Blondey February 7, 2007

texas flood

The event of sweat pooling from your asscrack/buttcheeks/gooch pooling onto bedsheets after a long hot masturbation session. Such a flood only occurs after extended periods of jacking off. The result is a very wet spot on your sheets/bed/wherever you were sitting, causing you extreme discomfort, resulting in a changing of position.

I was jacking off last night in bed and I caused a such a bad Texas Flood that I had to switch spots in bed.

by Damian/Ryan April 28, 2007