Fifi Contest

A contest usually hosted by drag queens, featuring actual female contestants who WISH they could be as glamorous as drag queens.

My girlfriend entered a Fifi Contest last week and wound up looking like a played out Liza Minelli on testosterone.

by ChrisPCritter November 20, 2010

Firing the Canon

Euphemism for ejaculating.

Justin admitted to Firing the Canon off the roof.

by colestaff July 24, 2011

firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

firinfa

A whiny little shit who thinks the world is against him/her.

Never delivers but always has an excuse as to why it's not his/her fault.

Basically, one whose credo is: "you don't understand my struggle."

Cyclist 1: "Come on, keep up or we're going to get dropped."
Cyclist 2: "Easy for you to say with your fancy new carbon bike!"
Cyclist 1: "Fine, want to trade me then, firinfa?"

Person 1: "All this new diversity recruitment is bullshit. I can't believe they didn't give me that job just because I'm a white guy!"
Person 2: "Dude, you're being such a firinfa right now."

by gringao August 2, 2016

Fefinitely

"Fefinitely" when a drunk person confirms their plans to meet in the future but won't remember anything tomorrow.

Yeah, he said he will fefinitely call me tomorrow. I even had to write my number on his belly, but but I doubt he will remember.

by bkone January 3, 2017

fifi akao

The most beautiful, most understanding, most considerate, most perfect human being you'll ever meet. it's a shame, majority of them live in England...and are taken.

Me: *shows picture on phone*
'Who's that?'
Me: 'that's fifi akao'
'She fine asf'
Me: 'I know, but she's in England'

by jasonzeg September 30, 2017

ffinon

A thing of furries that is edgi and the one and only furry to use magic. he goes by the name ffin sometimes

ffinon is a furry

by Stitchy Trash February 9, 2018