Feed Bag

Any attractive woman in which you would like to have said woman's legs wrapped around your head to wear them like a horse's feed bag in order perform oral sex on her.

Wow. I'd wear her like a mother fuggin' feed bag.

by acidicmynd April 10, 2011

Feed the rabbits

Watch large quantities of gay porn while shoving carrots, celery and assorted greens into your rectum.

Hector just went to go feed the rabbits, he won't be back for several hours.

by scrambledeggshark December 30, 2010

feed the pedo

to put an underdressed child in a marketing campaign for a product not for children.
knowing that youth combined with exposed skin will make someone turn their head towards the television.

what the hell do 8yr olds in swimsuits have to do with selling pain medicine? they totally feed the pedo with that commercial.

by schmoe,joe October 28, 2008

news-feed

The ultimate stalker edition added to facebook. It allows you see every move made by any friend. This can be either really fun or the best form of privacy invasion.

News-Feed
Ryan and Mike are now friends.
Greg added to his interests, "football"
Ryan is now back home.

by bluecenturion September 9, 2006

Double feeding

The act in which you and a friend are each sucking on either titty of the same woman

Hey man do you wanna go double feeding with Taylor tonight?

Yeah man sounds like a plan

by BrokenShower December 11, 2018

orphan feed

Akin to monkey chow, a mixture of both uneaten and expired "food" that one must provide to an orphan in order for him to be conscious enough for the long journeys to locate other orphans (see orphan lead)

"i cant stand another day without my orphan feed"

"shit, i left the orphan feed in my car"

by campbellyyy July 14, 2009

Feed the warden

Term used by many convicts, or ex-cons, to refer to taking a crap.

"Be there in a few, I've got to feed the warden."

by blusterytree42 August 10, 2017