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farms

Short for "frontier arms" or the condition of having giant meat slab like triceps built up from common household tasks on the range. "Farms" are mostly found unexpectedly on otherwise reasonably proportioned woman. "Farms" usually indicate a girl who will grow fat as life progresses.
Dude, that chick you nailed last night was a chub. She had cankles and farms!
by chubby chaser February 4, 2007
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FAIDS

An acronym that stands for "Financial Allocation Ineptitude/Disability Syndrome", and refers to an inability to properly manage financial assets. Those who suffer from FAIDS usually suck horribly at Monopoly, and are constantly over-drafting their bank accounts.

Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.

One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.
Guy 1: "Dude, what the fuck! Don't just buy every damn property you land on, use your brain!"

Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"

Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."
by phroot January 23, 2009
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Fardis

Someone who is very cheap, and likes men.
Can you buy me a chocolate?..... na i cant im fardis
by dude9929 August 2, 2011
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foster farms chicken wings

foster farms chicken wings are spicy microwaveable chicken wings. they taste really good, but they burn your ass like crazy coming back out. i had to stop eating them.
"i got some foster farms chicken wings."
"oh those are good"
"yeah but my ass feels like it's on fucking fire man!"
by Sir Shoelace May 30, 2006
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Fardle

A male bird mating dance often used when someone is a bad dancer or looks like they are trying to impress a person of opposite gender with a dance.
Dude, he is totally fardleing for her, I wonder if she will kerfuffle back to him
by The Fardle master October 28, 2013
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Fardin

Fardin said “Your white trash
by idkwhkishanis March 19, 2019
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Green Farms Academy (GFA)

A school for faggots. Who ever goes here is probably gay and small, not just small in height but in the genital area as well. If you go here your totally a nerd and should probably transfer schools.
Caleb: hey man wanna hang out?
Luke: ew are u that kid from Green Farms Academy (GFA)
Caleb: yes why
Luke: smh you’re a loser nobody wants to hang out with you
by LUKEPICKARD May 29, 2018
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