Farnham

To be a farnham, is essentially to be the worst at everything. You fail to achieve on every field of play.

Boy, Aaron is quite the farnham. We need to whoop his ass.

by Deaner August 23, 2004

Facenook

The act of using facebook to pleasure one's self to profile pictures of close relatives and/or friends.

Simple Jack goes through his newsfeed everyday to figure out whom to facenook to for the day

by TheGizMaster July 1, 2011

Ball Facing

The act of placing balls on ones face using a permo and/or whiteout

"Katie, we must go ball facing again sometime"

or

"Boy, that Ass Pirate sure deserves a bit of Ball Facing if I do say so myself"

by Richard_69er_diner July 17, 2007

farnam

Farnam means Small Dick in Arabic

Girl 1; "Damn he got a Farnam."

Girl 2; "Yeah I couldn't even feel it."

by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020

bologna facing

the act wrecking the paint job on someone's car by putting a smiley face made out of bologna on the hood.

i just bologna faced that dude's car, he's gonna be pissed when he peels the bologna off and realizes that the paint job is wrecked. (bologna facing)

by lumberjackattack October 29, 2005

Farnies

To be far away. A bastardization of Boonies+ Far = Farnies.

My dorm room is in the farnies.

by Crystal Acuna October 10, 2004

facne

Combination of the words "food" and "acne." Describes the food stains on somebody's face after eating something messy, giving a zit-like appearance on their chin. Usually, the person has no idea.

Hey, check out the facne on that fatass in the corner...what a pig.

by mr derp June 11, 2006