Corporate Coffee Drinker

Corporate employee who has a coffee cup permanently attached to their hand and walks around socializing and pretending to work. Position unknown. Dresses sharply, makes a ton of money but doesn't produce. Likable.

Cynthia is wearing her Manolos today. Bitch is a lucky corporate coffee drinker.

by deadlyneedle October 4, 2018

Kool-aid drinker

Anyone who thinks politicians aren’t corrupt and the mainstream media is honest.

~ “Boy those deep state rhino politician whores Brian Kemp and Brad Raffensperger really sold out.”
~ “But there is no deep state - Wikipedia says so.”
~ Sigh Kool-aid drinker ⬆️

by Neurotica70 December 21, 2020

Triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper

A sexual action preformed by a barista and customer. Upon asking for a ‘triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper’ at your local Starbucks, you will be invited behind the counter. The barista will coat their gloved right hand, or if they’re feeling frisky, their left hand in dark chocolate sauce, then milk chocolate sauce. Then, ready yourself. Prepare for the star of the show known as the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper. They shall reach into your rectum with their hand coated in two layers of chocolate. Their mission: tickle your kidneys three separate times through your intestines, coating their hand in a third layer of chocolate; YOUR CHOCOLATE. Upon removal of their hand from your inner chocolate twisty freeze, the action will have been nearly completed. All that’s left is to A. Consume the glove. Or B. Lick the triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper off their hands. It’s your choice, really.

Guy 1: dude, there’s this girl at the Starbucks in the town square, works there on tuesdays from six to nine. Best triple chocolate dinkle knuckle pumper I’ve ever had.

Guy 2: sweeeeet, dude.

by ethan__skywalker March 20, 2021

Stella Drinker

A Woman Beater. A Man (Boyfriend, Huspand etc.)Who Beats Up His Wife, Girlfriend etc.

That Dave Is A Right Stella Drinker, Hes Had Her Allover The House.

by Kirsty Watts August 4, 2007

drickle

The drops of urine a man will leave on or around the lid of a toilet after he is done.

After my stream of pee slowed to a trickle I left behind a little bit of drickle.

by Nunyuh Biznass February 13, 2015

two drinker

Noun. A female which begins to look good after a couple of drinks. But you would not touch her if sober.

Damn, Brandi didnt seem so hot before i started drinking. But she is looking pretty good now. AWWWWWWWWW skeet skeet skeet....

by joedaddy April 15, 2004

Dinkle Berries

A butt hair with a tiny piece of crap at the end of it.

Dave's butt is covered in dinkle berries!

by Cristinnnnaaaaa July 25, 2009