Ditch and dong 

When you leave a dildo on someone's door step and ding dong ditch them.

Let's ditch and dong!

Ditch and dong by Dong Girl December 1, 2016

ditch jockey 

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

ditch jockey by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017

ditch trout 

A Stinky poon swimming with disease.

Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout

ditch trout by Mcq31 March 3, 2017

ditch of a difference

inconsequential

Advise on twitter do not make a "ditch of a difference".

ditch of a difference by monneo March 5, 2017

Ditch witch 

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.

Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.

Ditch witch by bringshomethebroccoli April 19, 2018

ditch cricket 

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.

The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks

ditch cricket by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018

Ditch Pig 

A girl that sneaks around with other girls boyfriends knowing damn well they aren’t single

Anna is driving around with my boyfriend again. What a ditch pig!

Ditch Pig by dicklover124 January 18, 2018