erectile disfunction

Chronic Wangular Softitude
Old Man's Penis

Bob Dole suffers from Old Man Penis, and as a result uses Viagra

by NinjaPirate April 22, 2003

unpublished defenition

an unpublished defenition is wasted time

wow once again i wasted my time on an unpublished defenition

by originalnugman April 27, 2019

wait how did you find this definition? you're epic.

you are EPIC

wait how did you find this definition? you're epic. is epic

by oli22 December 5, 2021

Urban Definition

A definition that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of a word. (yes that makes this a paradox)

hit random, thousands of urban definitions await.

by Chrono24243 February 27, 2012

Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions. Define your world.

The line of text that appears underneath the search box of Urbandictionary.com

Billy: Where's the search box at?
Larry: Right on the top.
Billy: I can't find it.
Larry: Right above where it says "Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions. Define your world."
Billy: I can't read...

by Winged2point0 September 10, 2008

erectile disfunction

A condition causing the penis to be un-capable of becoming erect.

Limp dick, floppy wood, Amber.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003

Opinion Definition

An Opinion Definition is usually a definition of something, say a band, about peoples opinions about it. While they "sort of" define the band, they mostly talk about how great they are, or how bad they are. Urbandictionary is full of these.

Good Opinion Definition: Kottonmouth Kings are a Rapcore/Punk band located in Southern California. They're the greatest band EVER!!!

Bad Opinion Definition: Kottonmouth Kings are a dumbass wigger rap group from Southern California. Buncha fags.

by K-Yo March 6, 2007