An individual who is obbesses with statistics and appearing scientific to the point of being shallow, unethical, elitist or short-sighted.
Person 1: Man I got rejected from college.
Person 2: Well its statistically likely of people of your background to be rejected.
Person 1: Dude you're such a data male.
Person 2: Well its statistically likely of people of your background to be rejected.
Person 1: Dude you're such a data male.
by Slack Yoth February 17, 2025
Get the Data Malemug. The shit-libs keep claiming that the Trump administration wants our data but they won't say what they want the data for, so...
Hym "Give them (The Trump Administration) the data. The progressives are full-of-shit lying contrarians and if they won't say why Trump wants the data then it's probably because they KNOW he's going to fine fraud, waste, and abuse. Do it. Fuck them progressives. They want to give immigrants rights while denying me mine. So, nope. Fuck your rights. Fuck the rule of law. You get rights when I get rights. Round em up. Kill em. Do whatever. Get that fucking data out over their greedy lying hands. Do it. Do it now."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025
Get the Datamug. The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.
"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"
by trolltime12 December 25, 2023
Get the Jordan U Data Recoverymug. Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.
By far superior to every other way to collect data.
Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"
by Greeeen June 8, 2020
Get the Data tablemug. The android in the 1980’s sci-fi television show Star Trek: Next Generation. He is sooooo fucking hot hehehehe
by Starlightplayer124 January 8, 2023
Get the Datamug. 
An individual that uses usually free but sometimes paid services like search engines, social media platforms, streaming services, cloud storage for photos and videos, apps on smart phones, and carries a smart phone with them everywhere they go. The companies offer these services have exploitative EULA's and terms of use, which enables them to take the massive amount of private information/data a user generates, sell it to whoever thinks they can extrapolate something from it or sell it again for profit all while the user really gets nothing from the sales of their personal data and constant violation of their privacy other than using said "free" service. Additionally while using these "free" services, in addition to having their data sold/privacy constantly violated, a user's personal time is usually monetized by constantly showing them advertisements.
We're all data slaves, man. Google is out here making billions of dollars per month from selling our data and we get nothing for it.
by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 22, 2022
Get the data slavemug.