Dailen

A good guy who thinks his brother is a B****, Good with women but can't keep one to save his life. He is constantly active and hyper but constant mood swings makes him seem like a pmsing women, All and all He is a good friend who is down for anyone but his family comes first. A bible reader and conspiricy theorist and a day dream romantic that just doesn't get it across right. A constant wanna be gangster, but is smart enough to know he really doesn't want to.

Chevonne : Nick, your brother is a a hole,

Nick : I know, but you know you love him.

Chevonne: *grins* But still...

Dailen : I heard you talkin about me nigga

by The b word brother nicholas November 7, 2009

Daily December

The holiday month following No Fap November, in which a person masturbates daily. It preceeds Jiffy January, which is celebrated by having as many quickies as possible.

Dude, NFN has left me SOOOO horny. Good thing it's now Daily December!

by whysoser!ous December 7, 2010

DEILF

Death Eater I'd Like to Fuck

Bellatrix Lestrange is a total DEILF

by rtv0587 July 26, 2009

The Daily Show

The greatest television satire on American politics and the mass media.

The Daily Show is a very witty and informative show. Go buy the book!

by 0M3N September 27, 2004

dilf

dad i like to fuck

your dad is one hot dilf

by mizani24 July 15, 2010

daily dose of autism

The one thing you crave before you can start your day. That being a moment of pure stupidity usually coming from a friend.

Friend: dude are you okay
Me: no i haven't had my daily dose of autism

by karentookthevegetables June 28, 2019

DILF

'Dad I'd Like To Fu**'. Mostly used by girls who are sick of their moms being called milfs so they fire back by saying the persons dad is a Dilf.

*Mom walks by*
BOY1: "Oh Damn, Sarah your mom is such a MILF!"
BOY2: "Mann, I heard that...I'd tap that!"
SARAH: "My mom maybe a Milf but your dads a DILF!"
BOY1: "Not cool"

by Disaster_Lindsey May 25, 2009