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crypto bum

A crypto bum is someone that does not buy any cryptocurrency but rather goes around social media sites (reddit, facebook, etc) looking for airdrops of cryptocurrencies to sell on the market to make ends meet.
Person A: Dude I just got $30 worth of shitcoin from a reddit post! I swapped it into an altcoin and sold it on an exchange, bring out the red panties tonight!

Person B: Stop being a crypto bum and get a real job.
by eternalriw November 19, 2021
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Crypto Armenian

People with Armenian heritage typically residing in Turkey who hid their Armenian ancestry after the Armenian genocide of 1915 to avoid persecution and discrimination. They are typically Turkish people with full or partial ethnic Armenian origin. They can also be called hidden Armenians.
My Kurdish friend just found out he's actually a Crypto Armenianhiding from the genocide, yeah he's having a bit of an identity crisis.
by cerealcrusader January 18, 2022
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Crypt Breaker

When one holds in their farts all day until finally releasing the ancient stench from the depths of oblivion in one sudden gust.
Susan had to buy a new mask after she followed me out of work and got crop dusted in my crypt breaker.
by PeepyCreople January 21, 2022
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Crypto Guru

With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.
Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.

Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
by ubcsauderbcom January 31, 2022
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Crypto Island

Man, I hope Crypto Island is just a scam and not a real island.
by RandomBoi42069 February 5, 2022
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Crypto-White

Noun
: Is used to refer to a person with non-European ancestry that identifies as White European & is similar to the term "Crypto-Jew" which means a person of jewish descent who identifies as a White Catholic European.
Person 1: Hey, doesn't he look a little weird to you?
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Like, that he's not fully White.
Person 2: Like a Crypto-White?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Pfff..... I checked & his grandfather was african.
by xXJonaXx August 20, 2022
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crypto terraverse

That in which cryptocurrency blockchains reside
the universe engulfs planets as the crypto terraverse engulfs blockchains
by Ryley Carpenter November 13, 2022
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