crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014

Crapsicle

1. When you want a fudgesicle but it taste like crap 2. Your in danger and you have nothing to say.

Oh Crapsicles,Fudge-crapsicles

by Daviboy267 August 29, 2016

cranstaceous

Badass; does not give a fuck

Wonder Woman is a very cranstaceous character. I see why women look up to her.

by YesIreallymadethis December 3, 2017

Cranus

A word that is a mix between crap and anus. It is used as a more sophisticated way of saying "aww crap" but makes it less weird to just say "anus."

Synonyms- Diss, Pobutt, and vaginiss

"Hey man what's up with you face, it looks so cranus."
"Oh shit man I stepped in dog crap, man thats so cranus"

by Hi mommy, its me! December 12, 2017

Crapsnacks

Another term for OMG!! Gosh!! Dang it!!! etc

As the gentleman was loading his car with groceries one of the bags holding canned goods tore open and dropped on his feet and he screamed CRAPSNACKS!!!

by PIEGONFOLK July 21, 2018

crapstick

a catchphrase that should be used instead of saying holy sh*t. example when you are in the car with your mom you would say holy chapstick so you don’t get in trouble for swearing.

*driving in car and a car runs out in front of us* HOLY CRAPSTICK!!

by crapstick September 27, 2019

Cranston

A name you give your kid when you let your husband choose their name. They are someone that is very caring but also not caring at the same time.

Person 1 Oh my gosh what did you name your baby
Person 2 we named him Cranston of course

by Cranstonsmom October 17, 2019