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coniption

to have a semi spaz attack while laughing to hard at a joke;can cause heart attack for the fairly old
the girl was having a coniption while laughing at a inside joke she was sharing.
by MSHS chemist January 30, 2010
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compton-craig

the act of fucking a random girl, a jewish woman probably, and leaving immediately after getting off.
the 'fuck and run' method if you will.
Patrick: I compton-craiged that hoe last night man!
Pete: Fuckin a man, fuckin a!
by Caleb the almighty April 13, 2008
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Cooptional

1. The state in which something is described as optional, but is not actually optional, because it is expected you will cooperate. Failure to cooperate usually results in punishments or severe disapproval.

2. A term used to describe a task that you have been voluntold to do.
1. The boss said that the overtime has to be done, but it is a voluntary contribution they want everyone to make. It's cooptional overtime.

2. Person one: I heard you were given a cooptional promotion to the new job that has twice the work without twice the pay.

Person two : Yeah, I was voluntold to take the cooptional position.
by ZMan September 18, 2016
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commotion sticks

A stick made of the finest wood. It is strong, light and easy 2 swing. it is used for causing much commotion. if the commotion stick belongs to a person skilled in bush diving, great powers are released from the stick.
Ron smashed a hole in ms shywees classroom wall after he was threatened with a friday detention
by ronny irani January 22, 2004
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compton ass eddie

This refers to kid who live in farifax in the ghetto. he is whit as can be but yet insist on being or acting black he drives a s-dime and its so shitty it has more bondo then a bondo factory, he is a poser. he is defently the most pathetic peice of crap in the world and im tired of his compton ass shit! Note: he got the smallest dick u can imagine and i have proof from all his gf's.
Black kid: "yo that compton ass eddie is a poser, he think he black, lets bank him nigga"
by beanie shmegals March 11, 2005
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Commotional

A female behavior that exibits a commotion.
After finding her boyfriend deep up in her best friend, the party girl began to exhibit very commotional behavior that resulted in the police being called.
by Gary Redecker March 16, 2008
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Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.
Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet
by WillieStroker March 14, 2010
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