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Alex Colon

There was an Alex Colon last night on the boardwalk.
by Wild Hawg July 26, 2020
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Colon devils

Are you ok?

No, I have a bad case of colon devils and I've been in the bathroom all day.
by Survivor Bob December 18, 2012
mugGet the Colon devilsmug.

colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
mugGet the colon slapmug.

candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
by glow bear May 26, 2017
mugGet the candy colonmug.

colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
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colon carnage

The horrid sensation one experiences when having a bowel movement in which the liquified sloppy hot butt mud races violently towards its goal, destroying any and all organisms within one's intestinal tract as it flows towards porcelain heaven.
bro, sorry about your toilet. I experienced some major colon carnage.
by cockbroccoli November 27, 2011
mugGet the colon carnagemug.

Colon tattoo

If you are 18 years old and you like wieners in your colon you also like anal sex then you have a colon tattoo. What usually comes after this tattoo is a 3 dot tattoo which means you like double penetration.
Ooooo I see you have a colon tattoo Maria wanna go have butt sex.
by Mrs. humpalot March 25, 2023
mugGet the Colon tattoomug.

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