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rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.
The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.
by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019
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colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.
Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!
by Drillmaster June 8, 2019
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kade colon

kade colon means bald or is a hairless fish
by byethsLOLOLOL May 10, 2019
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colon flex

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019
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stolen colon

During sex, you accidentally slip it in the wrong hole.
She loves sex but she’s not a fan of the stolen colon.
by Tied4last January 3, 2020
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Colon Kush

When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later
Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!
by The Commonsensualist February 25, 2020
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Alex Colon

There was an Alex Colon last night on the boardwalk.
by Wild Hawg July 26, 2020
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