Maryland CockSucker

When you are engaging in oral sex with a woman (or a man *if you’re into that shit*) after you’ve applied raw crabmeat and old bay to the guys cock, as you’re sucking on him you’re also massaging his cock.

Did you guys hear Bobbie got himself a Maryland CockSucker last night!

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

pie cocksucker

pie who sucks cocks, often used in the middle east.

raf: bro stop sucking dicks, pie cocksucker
pie: I CANT!

by acethelegendarykiller May 4, 2021

Cocksucker

A very good woman or a very bad man.

She knows how to suck a cock. She doesn't spit; she swallows. She is a cocksucker *par excellence*.

He just cut me off in traffic! The nerve of that cocksucker!

by Nathan Higgers and Michael Hun March 25, 2022

Fucking Cocksucking Shitballs

An exclamation made popular by Jeremy Scott of CinemaSins in his review of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Typically used to express frustration or other discontentment.

"Fucking cocksucking shitballs! The fact that these skeletons were perfectly placed in the dining room is the ONLY way Enoch's ability can be used, and it's fucking bullshit!"

by Ace of Fours September 19, 2021

Cocksucker shoes

Kneepads

I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man

by Zack's mom March 17, 2024

Cocksucker

The kind of guy that does not disgust a female when she meets him.

Female- Oh, you're a cocksucker, I love cocksuckers. You're not like those toxic dudes.
Cocksucker- Ewww toxic dudes.
Female- Ewww is right, they are beyond gross.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Dictatorial Cocksucker

Any individual that works as a supervisor, manager or authority figure whose power has gone straight to their head and do their utmost to make life miserable for the people that unfortunately have to work with them . A dictatorial cocksucker is an unreasonable disciplinarian who has no control over their lives and no authority at home because they have 3 children with a domineering woman and have to transfer their aggression/frustration on their co-workers. Most often they are balding, male hypogonaldal petty and ignorant. Can also be used to describe law enforcement dependant on the situation.

Dammit Guillermo is such a dictatorial cocksucker , he gave me my second reprimand this month for being 3 minutes late for my shift!

by Foebane August 24, 2016