globular cluster

a conglomeration of pebble turds not fully compressed into the classic dirigible shape, but rather more resembling a chocolate peanut cluster.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

cluster-fuck

a huuuuuuuuuuuuge mess of a situation

your such a cluster-fuck! (say full of rage)

by Da Monkey 716 August 20, 2009

cluster

Disorganization; chaos; illogical.

Traffic was a cluster during rush hour.

by JMydlak August 9, 2004

Jack of Clubs

An idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.

'What are you doing! You jack of clubs!'

by El Chadders October 18, 2007

cluster flies

mentioned in a song by Phish. slow moving, attic dwelling flies.

"I never really heard of cluster flies"

by danidae September 11, 2006

Cluster Duck

An even more polite way to say "Cluster Fuck" without saying "Fuck". Especially in front of children, parents, administrators.

There was a huge cluster duck at the mall today.

These kids are such cluster ducks.

The cluster duck of ducks was overwhelming at the park today.

by Top Men December 28, 2010

Bavarian Cluster Fuck

Like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but with beer and sausage.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there with beer and sausage. It was a Bavarian Cluster Fuck

by Can we get food somewhere? June 20, 2009