clembie

the best name ever given to lilyoclembo.

clembie, you are the DONGMASTER! you be ballin'!

by jumbie July 26, 2004

Clementine story

A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"

This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"

by bear19 June 17, 2011

Clembob

An idiot friend who is always getting into ridiculous shannogans

Look at Dustin getting eating sand cakes again, what a friggin clembob!

by Clembob'sAnonymous June 18, 2011

Clemmons, NC

A shithole town with nothing but old, rich white people.

I live in Clemmons, NC. You mean you go to West Forsyth?

by Random White September 12, 2018

Clementine

Clementine is a nice person who is usually underestimated. Inside she is actually everyones friend. Most of the time she skipped a grade and is very smart.

Clementine is like my best friend.

by The Half Blood Prince February 18, 2019

Clement has left the chat

Expression used in a wider context to express reprobation for the silly, outrageous or outright disgusting content shared by people with limited abilities in a group chat. The goal is to imitate the reaction of well-educated, respectable (and potentially French) individuals typically named "Clement" would have to said content. This enables the user to show reprobation while staying in the chat herself/himself in case similar content get shared again. Similar expression: "Karen has left the chat" to indicate the typical reprobation of a suburban member of the group who was not able to talk to the chat manager.

Everybody immediately wrote "Clement has left the chat" after Seb shared a misogynistic joke in our Whatsapp group .

by dargeax June 3, 2021

clemmy

The most beautiful girl in everyone's life. Every boy fancies her instantly when they see her because of her stunning looks; sophisticated sense of style; graceful movements and enviable figure. In fact, when they see her for the first time most guys will actually crap themselves because they are so shocked at how phitt she is. When Clemmy walks into the club everyone will stop to check her out. Most Clemmy's are taken or hard to get because of their glamorous looks, but she is very loyal to her boyfriend and/or other friends.

Guy: Who's that beaut?
Girl: yeah that's clemmy, I can't believe she's MY friend. But sorry she's taken.

by nabipabi January 13, 2013