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Cheese Nickels

The solid, round poo substance that comes out of your anal cavity in the small size of nickels. Often sounding like winning the jackpot of a slot machine.
Sam: "I don't want to eat chipotle because it makes me shit cheese nickels"
Alyssa: "Same, mine sometimes have lettuce in them."
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hard cheese

"tough luck", a shame. Something that's not very good but you can't really do much about it.
"You just bowled a no-ball. That's hard cheese, old boy."
by bdb318 January 12, 2012
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Cheese Mask

The adhearing of slices of American Cheese to the face of an individual who is passed out or asleep. The warm body temperature softens the cheese molding it to the face.
After the party, Khuntar passed out in the chair and awoke with a fresh cheese mask courtesy of his frat brothers.
by RFGetz March 9, 2009
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Knuckle Cheese Knockout

When a man cums on his fist, and punches his sexual partner in the face.
Dude, Jen told me she cheated on me, so during our break up sex, I gave her a knuckle cheese knockout and stole her purse.
by Jizzsaw April 1, 2009
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dick cheese

The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.
(Woman talking with her best friend).

"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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Cheeseburger walrus

A man with a large gut due too his frequant binges on Cheeseburgers. often eating in excess of 15 cheeseBurgers.
Notable Cheeseburger Walrus is "Randy" from Canadian cult classic Trailer Park Boys
"I called Randy a Cheeseburger Walrus" - Cory
"How many Cheeseburgers have u drivin into that gut today you frigging Cheeseburger walrus?"
by Tarukane December 31, 2008
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mike who cheese harry

If you say it out loud a couple of times you realize that it sounds like "my coochie hairy"😂😂 try it your self
"say Mike who cheese Harry"~person 1
"My coochie Harry"~person 2
by Riana🤤👑💦 January 1, 2018
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