Cactus Jack

One of the greatest rapper of all time Travis Scott’s other names. Also the name of his record label. When you’d order the Travy Patty at McDonald’s, you’d tell them Cactus Jack sent you!

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDo-
Tommy: You know why I’m here. Cactus Jack bent me over and fucked my back out. *blasts Sicko Mode*
McDonald’s employee: That’ll be $6.

by rtben00 January 31, 2022

cactopaper

Toilet paper that hurts so bad when you use it it cuts,bruise, or in anyway hurts your ass.

Doug-Are you ok?
Justin-Yeah but i just wiped my ass with some cactopaper and now i think i'm bleeding.

by Justisemo June 18, 2007

Cactaloupe

If a cantaloupe and a cactus were to have a baby, this is
what it would be called.

Person Numero Uno: So what up?
Person Numero Dos: Nm, eating a cactaloupe, hbu?
Person Numero Uno: Cactaloupe? Lolwut?
Person Numero Dos: It's a delicious fruit, part melon and part cacti! :DDD

*Person Numero Uno has signed off*

Person Numero Dos: Bro? Chu there? D:
See cactus and cantaloupe.

by Miss Sherlock Holmes May 25, 2011

Cactus Ass

The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.

Sometimes when I work out, I end up getting Cactus ass if I don't shower right after!

by Rat Brown May 29, 2011

cactus ram

V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina.

"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"

by Theodore X. Johnson September 26, 2011

cactapus

1. Often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarrassment.

2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.

"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."

"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"

by lolgirl607 March 6, 2012

Cactus Sack

The prickly feeling you get after the hair has grown in on your scrotum after having shaved recently as the skin tightens up, especially when cold.

"Dude, after getting out of the pool, I ended up with the worst case of cactus sack. I couldn't sit down!"

by Lingly September 8, 2014