Buzzer Beater

When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off

Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.

by Jeffree hunt3r August 23, 2011

Bunker bitch

Where Trump gets his diaper changed after soiling it.

Our president heard fireworks and shouting outside, so he bravely retreated to his bunker after defecting all over the Oval Office, the ol’ bunker bitch!

by njnp June 6, 2020

bunter

v. to bunter. To assault a person, animal or object using only your erect penis. Females cannot bunter.

Bruce buntered Phillip in the bathroom of the gay club after doing some bumps off of Phillips buttocks.

by steve grill April 6, 2004

Bunger

Bunger - A word used to describe a dirty ginger.

Look at that dirty fucking Bunger over there

by Jonesy_Iflickedurmomsbean January 21, 2021

bunker

adj. Perfect, flawless, safe

Mhairi: " That metaphor was absolutely perfect, WAIT! what's that cool word everyone's saying..........."
Garth: " Bunker?"
Mhairi: " Yeah bunker, what a fine word."(sighs)

by Pasta, hold the sauce August 21, 2005

buzzer

A guy with very short hair (intentionally short, not due to baldness).

Damn I can't believe that rocker guy is a buzzer now!

by NoBuzzers March 3, 2007

buzzerize

To create a buzz or hype about something.

The marketing department used a viral video to buzzerize the company's new website as part of an important product launch.

by Manfred Ekblad December 19, 2008