Brain cells

Something that you barely have.

You use your brain to think, but u don't have any brain cells, so it's a FUCKIN waste to explain what it FUCK it is you Dildo helicopter.

by Brain cells May 23, 2018

Brain Fart

A sudden and involuntary (although depending on the source, not altogether unexpected) release of ignorance.

Jeff had a brain fart and locked his keys in his car (again!)

by GTOgirl July 13, 2009

brain housing group

What a U.S. Marine calls his head, also known as a grape or a jar head

Now, I want you to store this in your little brain housing group...This is my rifle, this is my gun...This is for fighting and this is for fun.

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

brain-power

An increasingly popular pump up song among the streamers of Twitch.tv which incites all members of Twitch Chat to exclaim in glory:
"O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA"

Twitch Chat: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ brain-power ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
tyler1: hehe xd
Twitch Chat: O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

by L0rdSnug11es June 3, 2016

Brainal

the phenomenon whereby the anus possesses it's own brain and makes it's own decisions.

brain + anal = brainal

You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).

This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.

"the ass always knows"

by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

Wrinkling my brain

A phrase that comes from Troy on Community. It basically means "blew my mind", or a "glass shattering moment".

Annie: Did you know that someone who has already been born could live for 800+ years?

Troy: That's wrinkling my brain!

by Eolus October 18, 2011

Big Brain

A time when an idea or an analogy is used tactically.

He plays minecraft instead of fortnite he is big brained

by InkSwarm Nation YT October 27, 2019