box of rocks 

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

box of rocks by JP May 13, 2005

box of sunshine 

something that makes you happy. or a box of it. like bunnies, or cocain, or cheetos!

Well this bag of matches and condoms i found certainly is my box of sunshine!

box of sunshine by qwirk July 31, 2007

Box Fringe 

A person with a fringe of a lego character.

Hairdresser: What sort of haircut are you after?

Kid: A box fringe for definite. I want to be a vocalist in a deathcore band

Box Fringe by SusannaBladderz May 19, 2009

Box crums

The left over debris on your shirt or jacket after making or working with boxes, usually at work. They tend to be quite difficult to get off.

Person A: "Hey man, do you like my new shirt??"
Person B: Yeah, it's sweet... mine just has box crums on it..."

Box crums by Americanhockey1 January 26, 2010

Box Steak

Steak or other frozen meat that comes in a box. It is less expensive than fresh meat and usually sold out of the back of a truck or online from Omaha Steaks.

Guy 1: What's with all the Omaha Steak boxes?

Guy 2: Some guy was selling it out of the back of his truck.

Guy 1: That's a lot of box steak!

Box Steak by S.neeze November 21, 2010

box party 

Slang for funeral

I need the day off so I can go to my grandma s box party..

box party by lcthatch November 7, 2014

box game 

to eat a women out sexually, involves holding the nose to avoid the fish stank and using the tongue to knock that pussy out like fight night. Over the pants Box is much sought after and requires much skill.

Will "Jake you give box last night"
Jake "Come smell my beard, my box game strong"

box game by Box game March 17, 2016